Osh - Karr, of the planet Akka Demi

Now that you - and the fug girls - have had ample time to deliberate over sartorial missteps made by attendees last Sunday and how these poor choices affect foreign policy, say a tiny prayer of gratitude for the boys over at Geeksaresexy.net, who've helped me put the manufactored glamour of the Academy Awards into perspective with their live blogging of the event.

"Take me to your leading lady."