The New Year

Things not invited back for 2009 -

1. Samuel L. Jackson

2. Ceramic mugs priced as fine art

3. The phrase "hustla"

4. Youtube parodies (exceptions apply)

5. Nancy Drew ghostwriters

6. Irresponsible vegan parenting

7. Fictional resurrection

8. Intimidating panhandling

9. Halitosis

10. Pirates, kittens, or any combination thereof
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3 responses:

meg said...

holy damn i love you for this post.

Trespasser said...

And I love how your euphamism straddles the yin and yang of spiritual polarities.

Marianne Elixir said...

I too love this post, and I too am copying.

Also, I just realized if I hang out on your blog I can listen to fabulous music. Thank you!