1.01.2011

The 2nd Decade of the 2nd Millennium of My 1st Lifetime.

Things not invited back for 2011 -

1. Doublespeak about "great advancements" from NASA - a.k.a. our headless, crippled and now grounded space program

2. Celebrity tweets about how rich they are - Heck, let's just say celebrity tweets in general

3. Bookstore closures

4. Betty White

5. Words coming out of Kanye West's mouth that aren't set to music

6. The myth of increased holiday suicides

7. B.A.N.A.N.A.ism

8. Pajamajeans

9. Misguided missionaries

10. The casual use of the word "epic"
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